‘Ah Beng’: (pronounced: ‘ah bayng’) a term usually used to describe males of chinese descent who lacks cultural refinement and speaks poor English.
Your face make me want say Hi.
My name is Lai, it rhymes with fly.
To his dismay, the girl, with her sharp wits, retorts:
‘You know what else rhymes with fly? Bye.’
Not to be disheartened, Lai proceeds to ‘repick’:
Please no say bye,
My heart will die,
Blood will run dry,
Love was made for U N I.
Impressed, the girl allows Lai to sit beside her and they strike up a conversation.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Doesn’t matter how Beng you are as long as you have a big heart. OHOHOHO.